Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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