yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
Randomize
