did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
I've blown a few things in my day
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
The feeling are messing with the penis
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
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