I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Randomize
