It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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