Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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