My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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