batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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