If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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