here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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