Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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