Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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