you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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