After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
Randomize
