i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
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