I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
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