He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
The adults are the big ones right?
Randomize
