so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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