I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
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