Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
no. you can't hotbox the world.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Randomize
