I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
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