PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
Randomize
