you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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