Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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