We're facebook friends in real life
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
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