So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Randomize
