I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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