How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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