these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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