I bet he comes in French.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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