so that wasnt chicken after all
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
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