I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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