She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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