You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Randomize
