just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
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