Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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