My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Randomize
