she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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