You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Randomize
