But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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