Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
it's like iHOP with fire
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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