Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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