Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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