Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical�
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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