All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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