In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
Randomize
