We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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