He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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