i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Randomize
