Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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