Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
Will exercising make me less horny?
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